It is the quickest way to see the two faces of the Caucasus. In Baku, three days: the Palace of the Shirvanshahs and the streets of the old city, the Yashil Bazar market, the Ateshgah fire temple and the burning hillside of Yanardag on the peninsula, and the trip to the Gobustan petroglyphs with a Lada ride up to the mud volcanoes and a stop at the Carpet Museum. On day four, a flight to Georgia, which takes an hour, and by the afternoon we are already walking through Metekhi, Narikala and the sulphur baths.
The two big days in Tbilisi are the usual ones, and for good reason: the Military Highway up to the Gergeti church under Kazbek, 321 km and six hours in the car, and back to history with Svetitskhoveli in Mtskheta, the rock-cut town of Uplistsikhe and the Stalin museum in Gori. Seven days without a land border, with a change of guide and car when you change country.
Itinerary
Day 1 - Transfer from Baku airport to Baku
Total road of the day - 20KM 0 Hours and 30 Minutes We pick you up at the airport whenever your flight lands and go to the hotel. No more programme today. Road 20KM 0 Hours and 30 MinutesDay 2 - Baku - Absheron - Baku
Total road of the day - 94KM 2 Hours and 4 Minutes In the morning, the Palace of the Shirvanshahs; in the afternoon, Ateshgah, Yanardag, Heydar Aliyev Center and Yashil Bazar. 94 km in all. Road 9KM 0 Hours and 25 MinutesPalace of the Shirvanshahs
The Shirvanshahs ruled this coast for almost a thousand years, and when in the 15th century they moved from Shamakhi to Baku, fleeing the earthquakes, they built themselves this palace at the top of the old city. It is not a palace of gilded halls: it is a group of pale limestone buildings, plain, with the divan where audiences were held, the mosque, the family mausoleum, the baths and the tomb of Seyid Yahya Bakuvi, the court scholar. The eastern portal, from 1585, is the most elaborate piece. A UNESCO site since 2000, together with the Maiden Tower.
An hour, including the explanation of who was who. It is five minutes on foot from the Maiden Tower, so the two visits run into each other. In the afternoon the stone takes on a golden colour that is worth the photo.
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Ateshgah, the fire temple
The flames you see on the altar come out of a pipe nowadays; the real ones went out in 1969, when the wells around exhausted the gas that had seeped out of the ground on its own for centuries. That does not make the place less interesting: Ateshgah, at Surakhani, 30 km from Baku, was built in the 17th and 18th centuries by Hindu and Sikh merchants from Multan, in today's Pakistan, who worshipped fire and paid for the cells around the pentagonal courtyard. Inscriptions in Sanskrit and Punjabi remain above the doors. It has been a museum since 1975 and is a candidate for the UNESCO list.
Three quarters of an hour, much of it in the sun. The story that matters here is that of a crossroads: Zoroastrians, Hindus and traders on the India route praying to the same flame in the middle of the caliphate.
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Yanardag, the burning mountain
A sandstone hillside ten metres wide that has been burning for decades with nobody feeding it. Gas seeps through the rock and, once lit, goes out neither in rain nor in snow; local lore says it was a shepherd with a cigarette in the 1950s. Yanardag means "burning mountain", it is 27 km from Baku and it is the shortest explanation of why Azerbaijan is called the land of fire: Zoroastrians worshipped flames like these long before oil. The flames reach a metre, sometimes more when the wind picks up. It has been a protected reserve since 2007 and in 2019 it got a visitor centre and seating. Half an hour, and if there is a choice, at dusk: in daylight, with the sun out, you can barely see the fire. Road 17KM 0 Hours and 35 MinutesHeydar Aliyev Center
There is not a single straight line in the whole building. Zaha Hadid designed it as a white wave rising out of the ground and it opened in 2012; it is by far the most photographed thing in new Baku. Inside the Heydar Aliyev Center there are changing exhibitions, a collection of classic cars and a museum devoted to the president the building is named after, father of the current one. We say so to make clear what it is: a great piece of architecture and, at the same time, a state monument.
The best part is the timing: at dusk the façade changes colour and people from the neighbourhood come out to stroll on the lawn in front. An hour if you go in, twenty minutes if you only walk around it, which is also worth it.
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Yashil Bazar, the green market
If you want to know what Baku eats, this is the place. The Yashil Bazar is the covered market of old, a Soviet building with no charm outside and full of life inside: pomegranates and persimmons in autumn, mountains of fresh herbs that are eaten here as salad, sheep's cheeses, dried fruit and nuts, Shirvan saffron, pickles of everything that can be pickled and, on some stalls, Caspian caviar at prices worth asking about twice. They will give you things to taste without being asked and expect you to haggle, which is part of the deal. Three quarters of an hour. Bring small notes and, if you buy spices or nuts, ask them to vacuum-seal it, because it travels better that way. Road 10KM 0 Hours and 4 MinutesDay 3 - Baku - Gobustan - Baku
Total road of the day - 204KM 3 Hours and 30 Minutes A day of 3 hours 30 minutes on the road with three things to see: Gobustan, the mud volcanoes and the Carpet Museum. Road 70KM 1 Hours and 5 MinutesGobustan, the petroglyphs
Sixty kilometres south of Baku, in a landscape of stone and wind by the Caspian, there are more than six thousand drawings carved into the rocks: hunters, bulls, reed boats, dancing women. The oldest are around forty thousand years old and the most recent are medieval. Gobustan has been a UNESCO site since 2007 and has a modern museum at the entrance that is worth seeing before you go up, because without it the rocks are just rocks.
Two things we always look for: the Roman inscription of the Twelfth Legion, from the 1st century, the easternmost the Empire ever left, and the "gavaldash", a slab that sounds like a drum when you strike it with a stone. An hour and a half with the museum. Hot in summer and windy almost always.
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Mud volcanoes
Almost half of the mud volcanoes on the planet are in Azerbaijan, around four hundred, and the easiest to see are the Gobustan ones, on a bare hill near the petroglyphs. They are cones of grey mud one or two metres high that burp gas and bubbles every few seconds; the mud comes out cold, you can touch it, and now and then one of them spits. No lava: it is gas from below pushing up for the same reason there is oil here. You get to the top in the locals' old Ladas along a dirt track, and that is half the fun. There is nothing up there: no shade, no toilets, no water. Half an hour. After rain the track turns to mud and sometimes you cannot get up at all. Road 84KM 1 Hours and 25 MinutesCarpet Museum
The building is a statement in itself: a rolled-up carpet of glass and metal right on the Baku seafront, opened in 2014. Inside, the Carpet Museum holds more than ten thousand pieces and explains something Azerbaijan takes seriously: carpet weaving has been on UNESCO's intangible heritage list since 2010, and each region (Quba, Shirvan, Karabakh, Tabriz) has its own patterns and colours, which an Azerbaijani can tell apart from ten metres away.
On the ground floor there are usually weavers at work, and that is the part that hooks people: watching the knots go in one by one and understanding why a good carpet costs what it costs. An hour. If you plan to buy a carpet on the trip, come here first so you know what you are looking at.
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Day 4 - Transfer from Baku to Baku airport
End of the trip. We take you to the airport at the time your flight dictates, with time to spare. Road 20KM 0 Hours and 30 MinutesDay 4 - Tbilisi - Transfer and old town
Total road of the day - 0KM 0 Hours and 25 Minutes Metekhi Square, Narikala Fortress, Abanotubani and Anchiskhati, with no great distances. Road KM 0 Hours and 25 MinutesMetekhi Square
The king on horseback looking over the city from the cliff is Vakhtang Gorgasali, the founder of Tbilisi according to tradition; the statue dates from 1967. Next to him, the church of Metekhi, from the late 13th century, built by Demetre II on top of another from the 5th. The royal palace stood here for centuries, and in the 19th century and Soviet times the building was a prison: Gorky did time in it. Then it was a theatre, and in 1988 it became a church again.
We come here for the view, the best of the lower town: the sulphur baths right below, Narikala opposite and the river running between the two. It is a fifteen-minute stop that almost always runs longer because of the photos.
Narikala Fortress
We take the cable car that leaves from Rike Park and crosses the river in two minutes; it costs the same as a metro ticket and is paid with the same card. At the top is Narikala, or what is left of it: the Persians founded it in the 4th century, the Arabs enlarged it in the 8th and the Georgians in the 12th, and in 1827 an explosion of the gunpowder store took out a good part of the walls. The church of St Nicholas inside dates from 1997, on medieval foundations.
The reason to come up is not the stones but the view: the whole old town, the domes of the baths, the river and Metekhi opposite. Careful, the walls have no railings and the rock is polished by so many feet. From here we walk down through the Betlemi quarter to the baths, passing the Mother of Georgia on the way, the aluminium statue of 1958 that watches over the city with a cup in one hand and a sword in the other.
Abanotubani
Tbilisi means "warm place", and the warmth comes from here. Abanotubani is the sulphur bath district, on the right bank of the Mtkvari just below Narikala: brick domes at ground level with the baths underneath, and water that comes up on its own at 37 to 40 degrees and smells of eggs. Legend has it that King Vakhtang Gorgasali founded the city in the 5th century after seeing a wounded pheasant healed in these waters. Pushkin bathed here in 1829 and wrote that he had never seen anything like it.
You can stroll and look, but what is worth it is going in: a private room with a hot-water pool and, if you like, a scrub with a coarse mitt that leaves you like new. Booking is needed in high season, and you bring swimwear and a towel or rent them. The blue-tiled façade belongs to the Orbeliani bath; the others are plainer outside.
Anchiskhati
It is the oldest church still standing in Tbilisi, and it does not look it: a small three-nave basilica of plain stone, tucked into a street of the old town. King Dachi, son of Vakhtang Gorgasali, built it around the year 530. The name comes from the Christ icon of Ancha, which arrived here in 1664 from an area that is now Turkey and is now kept in the Art Museum. The brick bell tower of 1675 is what you see from the street.
If it falls on a Sunday morning, we go in during the liturgy: the Anchiskhati choir sings Georgian polyphony the way it was sung centuries ago, and it is one of the things people remember most from the trip. On other days it is almost empty and takes ten minutes. There are headscarves at the door for women.
Day 5 - Tbilisi - Ananuri - Kazbegi - Tbilisi
Total road of the day - 321KM 6 Hours and 0 Minutes First Ananuri, then Gergeti Trinity Church. 321 km, 6 hours; lunch on the way. Road 67KM 1 Hours and 10 MinutesAnanuri
The first serious stop on the Georgian Military Highway, 66 km from Tbilisi: a fortress with two churches inside, planted above the Zhinvali reservoir. The turquoise water in all the photos dates from 1986, when the dam flooded the valley; until then the castle watched over a crossroads. It was the seat of the Eristavis of Aragvi, the dukes of the area, from the 13th to the 18th century, and the story you will be told is that of 1739, when a rival lord took it and put the whole family to the sword.
The best of Ananuri is the façade of the big church, the Assumption, from 1689: a huge cross carved with vines, lions and angels. You can climb the tower, up a narrow staircase. Half an hour, and at the exit there are stalls selling churchkhela, the strings of walnuts dipped in grape must, which are good here and not expensive. In autumn the reservoir drops and the postcard loses its colour.
Gergeti Trinity Church
The photo of Georgia: a 14th-century church alone on a ridge at 2,170 metres, with Kazbek (5,047 m) behind it if the clouds allow. You get there from Stepantsminda, the village below, by a 6 km road that was paved only a few years ago; before that you needed a 4x4 or an hour and a half on foot, and in winter you still need the 4x4. For centuries the treasures of Mtskheta were hidden up here when invaders came, because of how remote it is.
Two warnings. First: Kazbek is usually covered from midday on, so we go up as early as we can and, if it is hidden, we wait a while, because sometimes it clears. Second: it is cold and windy at the top all year; in the middle of August we have seen people in T-shirts shivering. Headscarf to go in and covered shoulders; there are wrap skirts to borrow at the door for anyone in shorts. An hour for the drive up, the church and the photos.
Day 6 - Tbilisi - Mtskheta - Uplistsikhe - Gori - Tbilisi
Total road of the day - 190KM 3 Hours and 22 Minutes A day with 3 hours 22 minutes at the wheel, which is not nothing, and in return Svetitskhoveli, Uplistsikhe and Stalin Museum. Road 26KM 0 Hours and 35 MinutesSvetitskhoveli
For a Georgian this is the cathedral, full stop. It stands in Mtskheta, the old capital, 20 km from Tbilisi, and the present building went up between 1010 and 1029 on the site of the 4th-century church of King Mirian, the one who converted the country to Christianity. Beneath it, according to tradition, lies the robe of Christ: a Jew from Mtskheta brought it from Jerusalem, his sister Sidonia died clutching it and they were buried together; a cedar grew from the spot, and from its trunk came the pillar that gives the church its name, "the life-giving pillar". Kings were crowned and buried here; the slabs of Vakhtang Gorgasali and Erekle II are in the floor.
A UNESCO site since 1994, and at weekends the weddings follow one another, so sometimes you wait at the door. Headscarves for women and covered shoulders for everyone. Half an hour inside, another in the lanes around it, which live off tourism but keep the feel of a village.
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Uplistsikhe
A whole town cut into the rock, 10 km from Gori above the Mtkvari river. People lived at Uplistsikhe from the first millennium BC until the Middle Ages: first a pagan centre, then a Christian one, and always a stop for the caravans. What remains are carved streets, a hall with a ceiling imitating wooden beams (they call it "Queen Tamar's hall"), wine presses, a tunnel down to the river and a 10th-century brick church planted on top of it all. The Mongols emptied it in the 13th century and it never recovered.
One piece of advice: in summer there is no shade and the rock burns, so go early or late in the day, and wear shoes with grip, because the polished stone is slippery. An hour is enough to climb up to the church and look down at the river.
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Stalin Museum
Gori is the town where Iosif Dzhugashvili was born in 1878, and the museum dedicated to him in 1957 is still open much as it was then. It is three things: the little wooden house where he was born, protected under a pavilion of columns; the main building, a Soviet-style palace with his personal belongings, photographs, gifts from heads of state and one of the bronze copies of his death mask; and the armoured railway carriage in which he travelled to Yalta and Potsdam, because he did not like flying.
Let us be plain: the museum tells the kind version. There is a small room on the repression, added late, and little else. We tell the rest on the road, and the one-hour visit usually ends in a long conversation in the car.
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